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miucciapet:

i’m in a love triangle with me myself and i

ohshititsgreg:

If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me

radmarco:

I’m really good at this elevator

I’m already on level 15

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

oomshi:

internetexplorers:

I JUST WANT TO WRAP MYSELF UP IN A THOUSAND FLUFFY PUPPIES 

i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am

(Source: marinasexual)

tyler-hoe-kley:

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

maliciousmelons:

*trips over my low self esteem*

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

mattfoundglory:

the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth

r-amp:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

(Source: luxerae)

dayandnightitsjustlife:

the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head