salve- that's hello in latin.

sillycarlos:

sillycarlos:

my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life

WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT ISN’T PULLING MY FAMILY TOGETHER

(Source: queerasian, via foodless)

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tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

(via allantruong)

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dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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(via elfy-vip)

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gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

(via elfy-vip)

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foodchewer:

am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see

(via telapathetic)

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18004206969:

Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.

(via pagingme)

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chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

(via splders)

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coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

(via splders)

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2 days ago

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via splders)

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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

(via le-labyrinth)

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2 days ago

swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

(via splders)

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2 days ago

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

(via vesley)

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2 days ago

fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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(Source: warchief, via splders)

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